What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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School

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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