- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Women.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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