- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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