- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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