- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

knock, knock come in

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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