- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

the WNBA

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

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