Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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i like pie.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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