- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Your mama's so fat.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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