A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Canada AYY

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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