How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Zach Barlow

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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lybia

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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