What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

ugh good riddance

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

So. The gays. ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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