your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

0 + 0 = 0

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

ugh good riddance

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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