- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Women's rights

Your mama's so fat.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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