Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Knock knock. Death.

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drake

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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