- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

I would rape her

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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