- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Hi? No!!!!!

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Well educated black man.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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