Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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