Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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