A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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the WNBA

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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