Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Turn around.

Wade

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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