- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

donald................duck for president

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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