- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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