- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

You're Adopted.

LOL May Wong

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Nock Nock It's open.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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