One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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womens rights

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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i like pie.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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