A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the book disappear?

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Penis.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

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