what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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ginger

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Snooki

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