FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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I have aids

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Anti Joke

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