Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

whats black? a black man

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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