Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Muslim athletes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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