- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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