Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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canaan and mallory

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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modern love

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Women.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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IU football

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Samantha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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