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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

i dont like chris

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

ass in my face ? no

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I saw a poor man named rich

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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