- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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