Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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