- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Maturity is a virtue.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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