What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the jew die Really...

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

obama leadership

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Women's rights.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

I pooped my pants

Sac

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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