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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Worst joke ever

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

Knock, knock. answers door

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Your mom.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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