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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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