what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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so dont touch it.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Your mums a penis joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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