- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A white person at Harvard

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why? Whats wrong?

Barack Obama

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