Knock knock. Come in.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Matt is not funny.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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