Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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