What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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