What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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