911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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hi corey

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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