How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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I am a n1gger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Welcome to die!

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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