whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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