What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Penis

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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