whats up fuch you bitch

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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