- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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