- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

knock knock go away

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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