- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Civil Rights.

Men's Sports

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What do you call an amazing person Good

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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