Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Gay's rights

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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