- Anti Joke

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did the man die? He got shot!