- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

your mom

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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