What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Stephen Walking.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Dylan is a person

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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I need a good anti joke....

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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This is not an anti joke.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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