- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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