Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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