- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

That's not what she said.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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