What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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