Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Your Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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penus

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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