- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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