roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Your social life.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Women Driving.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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