- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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