Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Spotto

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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pickle juice?

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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thumbs up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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