Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Gay's rights

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Proof reading

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Anti Joke

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