What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Penis

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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The game!

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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