Obamacare haters

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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