- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Nock Nock It's open.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What is cold? Winter

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

your mother hates you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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