What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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This sentence is false.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Hello

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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